"Onii-chan, won't you sleep with me tonight?"
"Hey now.. How old do you think we are?"
My little sister, Achi, tossed a sketchy question my way, so I casually threw one back. Questions answered with questions—that’s the rule in our house.
"What are you talking about?! I'm saying this precisely because we're over [bleep] years old! At our age, doing some blatant [bleep-bleep-bleep] shouldn't be a problem at all!"
"Ah, before we even talk about age, let's remember that we're siblings first, my dear sister."
"That attitude! You're being way too dismissive! Just because we were created by a desperate, third-rate author doesn't mean you can treat your little sister so carelessly!"
"Don't drop meta-comments so casually! You're already a handful to deal with—don't make it worse!"
You can never let your guard down around her. If you leave even the slightest opening, she'll immediately launch into some reckless scheme. Don't go twisting the logic of the world we live in, or we'll get erased!
"Anyway, an older brother spoiling his little sister has been the rule since ancient times! Come on, spoil me rotten!"
"Yeah, yeah. Good girl, good girl."
"Mmm... Onii-chan, you still think of me as a child, don't you? If we described it in explicit detail, I've done things that definitely wouldn't be all-ages appropriate!"
For my sister, she sure has nerve. Being able to declare her own situation so proudly is almost a talent in itself. That aside, she completely ignores her brother's circumstances, huh?
Man... She's a real pain of a sister when we're supposed to stay strictly wholesome and all-ages. Achi is way too wild—she needs to pay a bit more attention to the world's terms of service.
"Alright, alright, I get it. But today is just our introduction, so don't throw your heaviest move on turn one. It'd look creepy if siblings were all over each other right off the bat. You're supposed to drag people into the deep end gradually."
"Onii-chan... in a different way, I feel like that's actually worse...?"
"What are you saying? As long as the story stays wholesome, it's fine. People overthink these things."
"You really are stubborn, Onii-chan. In that case, shall we start light with a little 接吻 (seppun; kiss)?"
"We're an all-ages story, so let me stop you right there."
"It's fine! As long as it's written as 接吻 (seppun; kiss), kids won't be able to read it because they haven't learned those kanji in school!"
"Just because they can't read it doesn't make it okay?!"
"Setting that aside, shall we get our story started?"
"Oh, so you're just glossing over that, huh... Well, fine. Yeah, yeah, to our all-ages story..."
""Start!""
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